Another entry in an ongoing series about the realities, challenges and tactics of spinning records in public for pay…

And now, the smash follow-up to episode 1!

A reminder not to always judge a book by its cover.

F**k breakfast, get money.

This is 100% true, 100% of the time.

#everyoneisaDJ

I’ve done this before and no, sir, it’s not a little thing. It’s the type of thing that keeps your soul from dying.

It wasn’t even a smartphone.

*fist pump*

BONUS TRACK:

They missed most of the classics that will never die, but presented some of the others that I’m less familiar with because of the younger/druggier/bro-steppier demographic. I have gotten the “play something more ghetto” one many times.