Another entry in an ongoing series about the realities, challenges and tactics of spinning records in public for pay…
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If you're wearing sunglasses inside when you make a request, I can't play it. #DJRules
— DJ Low Key (@djlowkey) April 19, 2014
When you can follow Lorde's "Royals" with Gucci Mane and the dancefloor doesn't skip a beat, irony is a rotting corpse deep in the earth.
— Rhome (@DJStylus) March 16, 2014
When Guwop jumps on a Lorde remix, remember you heard it here first.
Brothers, curb your Beckys in the club. One of them asked "Can you play some 'hood music or will you be playing this all night? I'm bored."
— Rhome (@DJStylus) May 3, 2014
That moment when everyone realizes it's "Got To Give It Up" and not "Blurred Lines" and get all bummed out, makes me happy.
— Adam Bravin (@adambravin) April 26, 2014
Girl in Bebe shirt with rhinestones, "Could you play some Stevie Wonder?" Me, "Stevie Wonder is what's currently playing at the moment."
— Adam Bravin (@adambravin) May 3, 2014
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.
— Adam Bravin (@adambravin) June 12, 2014
It’s not that hard, folks.
White girls keep bothering me w requests while I'm reading abt nonlinear fragility and the precautionary principle http://t.co/AiSUTjE3nD
— Cousin ? Cole (@COUSINCOLE) March 2, 2014
Cousin Cole, Renaissance Man. Not just checking his email.
Ladies in the club: showing me your tits is the easiest way to get me to NOT play your song. F**k makes you think I wanna see your boobs?
— Steven Faith (@stereofaith) May 18, 2014
How much better would the nightclub experience be if you DIDNT have cell phone service once you entered the venue?
— Golgo 13 (@jeromebaker3rd) October 11, 2013
But… how would we upload our selfies?
"KILLING-IT" displaying the minimum skill level required to impress people who couldn't tell if you were good anyway~'the dj was killing-it'
— DJ Revolution (@DJRevolution) August 28, 2013
Even O.G.’s sometimes need lessons on what “killin’ it” really means.