Another entry in an ongoing series about the realities, challenges and tactics of spinning records in public for pay…
Catch up on previous episodes!
"What are you gonna play next? We need to know if we should take a smoke break or not." (c) Becky. @DJStylus
— Kellie T. (@KelzThaPopSippa) December 9, 2012
Becky insisted that everyone wanted to hear Naughty By Nature "Feel Me Flow" and would dance to it. She was overruled.
— Rhome (@DJStylus) September 30, 2012
The customer is not always right.
— Marc Meistro (@marcMeistro) September 29, 2012
If you're too cheap to tip, don't go out to eat. If you're too cheap to pay for coat check, don't go out dancing.
— Rhome (@DJStylus) February 2, 2013
Back to basics.
Ok. Drunk girl telling me If I keep it up I'm gonna be famous and rich In 5 years. Next ill be working fries
— Just Blaze (@JustBlaze) February 2, 2013
I believe in you too, Just Blaze.
Lady, asking like 20x: "Come on man, you have to play Whitney Houston… Seriously, we drove all the way from Iowa!"
— CrapSaidToTheDJ (@CrapSaidToTheDJ) February 27, 2013
One thing has nothing to do with the other.
— Les Michael (@98PercentChimp) April 22, 2012
Clearly you’re not a visionary DJ.
RT Me after @ultramusic festival ━━━━━┓ ＼＼ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ○ノ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ / ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
— Tiësto (@tiesto) April 7, 2013
This tweet reduced my Tiësto hatred by 12%
Dumb kid: "Yo man Serato is so whack!" Me: "What do you use?" Kid: "I'm not a DJ, but you should use what Skrillex uses."
— CrapSaidToTheDJ (@CrapSaidToTheDJ) December 3, 2012