Tweets from the booth, episode 5

Another entry in an ongoing series about the realities, challenges and tactics of spinning records in public for pay…

Catch up on previous episodes!

Finally got more ladies representing in this batch.

trying to find a good song to pee too #tweetsfromthebooth #attheclurb #needlikeasolid3minutes

— kalkutta (@kalkutta2much) May 4, 2013

File under “occupational hazards”.

If you're playing the clean version of any Snoop track in a club at 2 AM you need to reevaluate your life.

— Miranda Wright (@DJMirandaWright) June 29, 2013

Inexplicable rookie mistake.

Definitely became THAT Dj tonight – giving shout outs to local rappers, their cliques and a dude named GO. Still perplexed about that one.

— Golgo 13 (@jeromebaker3rd) August 24, 2013

Some nights, you do what you feel, others you do what you must.

That one Chad with Latino friends just won't let go of "Danza Kuduro".

— Rhome (@DJStylus) August 3, 2013

Not never.

Don't ask me what I'm playing next. You'll find out when everyone else does.

— Rhome (@DJStylus) July 21, 2013

You’ll have more fun this way.

If you have no idea what the words "upbeat" or "faster" actually mean, you must NEVER use them when talking to a working DJ.

— Rhome (@DJStylus) August 12, 2013

A plea falling on deaf ears…

Sorry becky repeating your request in all caps on your phone doesn't help @DJStylus #tweetsfromthebooth

— Marc Meistro (@marcMeistro) August 11, 2013

BUT WHYYYYYYY NOOOOT?!!!?

if u show me the same request on your Iphone more than once I already have a note saved in mine to show u that says "YOU'RE BASIC!"

— kalkutta (@kalkutta2much) August 18, 2013

Problem solved, Meistro

https://twitter.com/Roctakon/status/358791771930628097

Don’t push him, he’s close to the edge.

https://twitter.com/Roctakon/status/363910404205842432

Well played. Great save.

https://twitter.com/ciphasounds/status/369769978725036032

It’s not just a mixtape, it’s a way of life.

The bass in club ten makes my booty tickle. At least i think that's the bass.

— T̶I̶T̶T̶S̶W̶O̶R̶T̶H̶ (@tittsworth) August 24, 2013

Tittsworth is no stranger to TMI.

It's official if you use the word trap when talking to me while im djing you instantly become invisible

— DJ Ross One (@djrossone) August 11, 2013

It’s like MAGIC.

https://twitter.com/Thando1988/status/366750015948992515

Therapy helps.

Some douche just asked me to "somehow incorporate a song about eating p*ssy for the first time" into my set. O_o

— DJ Cleveland Browne (@DJCleBrowne) July 1, 2013

Saved the best for last.